You ever think, "YAY BEER!!!" because it makes you so goddamn happy?
Yes, often under the influence of beer, but who cares?
Beer had made me friends that I never would have thought I'd have. Beer is delicious. Beer is basically, as Ben Franklin says (??), proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. (Tom the atheist likes to say instead that "beer is proof that SCIENCE WORKS, BITCHES!")
Beer was a huge part of my wedding and of many excellent adventures I've had with my best friend FOR LIFE.
YAY YAY YAY FUCKING YAY BEER!
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year and all that stuff, but mostly, Give Thanks to Beer!