Behold! the menu:
Passed Hors D'oeuvres & Ponies
Collard Green and Boudin "Grapeleaves"
Pimento Cheese Deviled Eggs
Pickled Gulf Shrimp
Accompanying beers: Anchor Brekle's Brown, Stoudt's Kolsch, and Wasatch Little Slammer
Family Style Fried Chicken Dinner
Three Varieties of Fried Chicken
Accompanying beers: Brooklyn Sorachi Ace and Rogue Dead Guy
Chocolate Pecan Tart
Summer Berry Shortcake
Accompanying beer: Southern Star Buried Hatchet Stout
OK SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, THIS WILL BE EPIC. (possibly I love fried chicken a little too much, hence, epic designation.)
$60pp, all inclusive of tax, tip, etc. Call for reservations. You can be damn sure I didn't post this till I made mine.